The Burning Question

I received this text message a couple of days ago from a friend:

"An unpopular government hoping a new leader will revive their fortunes after a long time in power, Take That at number one, Walter Smith leading Rangers to a win at Parkhead despited being pummelled for 90 mins - is it still the 90s?"

Stating the Obvious

Top story on BBC Scotland - Rangers Boss is a Unionist.

And in the next journalistic breakthrough - Pope in Catholic shocker....