"Singer Chris Martin has described a track written for Coldplay's next album as "basically genius", saying it could be their best composition yet.
The 30-year-old added that everybody "has to hear this song before we die, otherwise we'll be terribly depressed"."
Prat! Self-opinionated smug ponce. I look forward to contributing to your terrible depression you self-righteous git. Go on, bugger off, learn how to smile and not create such an overwhelming level of hatred in my soul.